Bargain bin Benedict Cumberbatch ass

It’s the car for people who got thrown in the back of one upon arrest, and it imprinted on them. A sort of auto-Stockholm syndrome.

It’s so hard, because I see a Wrangler and it LOOKs like a car that would be fun to have and drive. But there’s so much about it that I don’t like.

It’s Mall Rated™.

I read that as “cavalier” I was like.. wut? how is that like a shitty Chevy?

For all their bullshit, I’ll hand it to Ferrari: they’re no slouches. Does any other company come out with replacement models this quickly? The first-gen California ended production in 2014. Since then, we’ve had a heavily upgraded California T, and now the Portofino.

I have a special dislike for the PT Cruiser because people often mistake the Chevy HHR for a PT Cruiser. The HHR was also bad but I have a soft spot for them because I’ve always loved the look of custom panel vans. So I guess the HHR fauxstalgia works on me.

No need to insult vaginas.

...charity work at youth balls... 

They ran over a po’ folk on the way there. It’s a-okay.

Is it just me?

Can you please do a post where you hate on the way the rich people who attend this event are dressed like you did last year? That was hilarious.

Unless there is a great story behind it.

I was thinking the same thing.

If the whole post would have been just close ups of that Gullwing, there would have been epidemic of semen-destroyed keyboards across the globe.

My favorite is the one you guys didn’t get a shot of. The Bentley 8 Litre. Supposedly originally owned by one of the Bentley Boys, with something like 7,000 miles on it, all original.

Eh, do you really think she should just slink off into the night?

I forgive her because she lived through sixteen years of her husband being lauded as a feminist god friend and champion paragon on virtue while he was actually screwing around on her. I would be pretty pissed off too.

Jesus fucking christ, is his ex wife a 14 year old experiencing social media for the first time?

Kara Walker does not give a fuck.

I’ll be at that exhibit with bells on. Small note: in the last week, I’ve seen black writers and luminaries use the word “tired”. This saddens me so much. But I relate.