Don't care who gives the weather report, you can't truss it.

He tried to deny it, but once pictures of the love child came out....

It’s been all downhill since this:

$107 million?! Jesus, that guy never learned to take the first pitch.

It's not suprising it missed her major organs. Even at 14, it's gonna take more than 3-to-4 inches to get up in them guts.

I love how cranky you are because you have to cover hockey for one whole night.

Liga My Egos

So remember, he's not only a co-worker, he's also a client.

The Sacramento Kings: The Little Bee of Sports. No one gives a shit about them, but Deadspin keeps shoving them down our throats.

That’s a Dino Stamatopoulos sketch. Here’s another of his, with him in it.

Bobby “Red Light” Jansen

What, did “Shillelagh McPotatofamine’s Olde Toyme Whiskey Doyve”close early?

250K for her and 700K for the lawyers. Let that burn real good.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I don't get it. No one gets it. Start covering hockey. SCREAMER OFF DEADSPIN!!!

I think Bowie’s courage coming out the way he did made him the hero of a lot of kids. In, what was it, ‘71? That took balls.

I remember those snow games, too. Every time the ball carrier would come at you, you'd both usually dissolve in laughter before contact, knowing that what was about to happen was going to look god damned ridiculous.

But it's the only way Billy Haisley can watch TV at work all day!

Twitter was fucking made for Liam Gallagher.

Goodell: “Awright, who wrote ‘Lobster salad, a Bloody Mary, and two aspirin’?!”