Exactly what I'm saying. I don't know.

I'm very fair too. I once mediated a dispute between a man selling apples and a woman trying to buy a bunch of apples. The woman wanted a lower price but the man selling apples wanted the stated price. I whispered to the woman that she was right. Then I whispered to the man that he was right and that I had just…

I think because it's all-natural but I can't be sure.

A vegan birth. This is a great idea. More women should be doing this but not because men think its a good idea and I'm not telling you to do anything you don't want to do or even trying to influence you and I respect your independence and ferocity but just because its beautiful and natural from a very inclusive…

That's really what it's about anyway. Whatever is comfortable and appealing to the human wearing the epidermis. Healthy too.

F everybody else. Don't even give them the respect to call them haters.

First sentence. Sorry, have ADD probably.

Get tats and move to Portland. Win and Profit $$$

You are correct.

Why do people still insist that tan looks better than not tan? I feel like having to be tan is very 1990s.

KAAAAAABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

Great piece. Thoroughly enjoyed.

Some will crowd surf for this very reason too though.