IInterestingly enough, Catholicism passes religion down on the father's side. Which... Crusades, Inquisition, etc. I don't need to explain.

From my own experiences, he has probably told her numerous times "You always say no when I want to have sex."

She goes: "No I don't, you're being silly. I don't say no that often!"

He says: "The power of the cloud beeotch!"

She says: "I knew marrying an accountant was a mistake."

If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you son

I use a similar spreadsheet, except column A is formatted YYYY.

Hamas is quite open about it's plans for Israel, and Israel "holds" Hamas down through various methods. Sometimes when Hamas gets a little to excited, it is necessary to use a display of strength.

So you mean that Hamas has been trying to kill Israel for so long Israel is well within "his" right to slap "her"?

I think it's actually a good comparison. Israel's behaviour towards Hamas is often presented in a "bully/victim" dichotomy, due to israel's comparative power. This is similar to the stupidly simplistic way people talk about male violence towards women, as if there is never a situation when it's justified for a man…

I think what Bill is implying is that the imbalance of power between Israel and Palestine is similar to the imbalance between a man and a woman. Normally, no one would want to hit a woman. However, in this case, the weaker power is filled with murderous rage and won't relent in her attacks on the stronger power. The…

I did the Upper gully right after a huge storm rose the water levels making the rafts move even faster. It was amazingly fun, but honestly not difficult at all. I was 14 at the time I believe and the only person on our raft who had ever rafted before was the guide. We didnt have any trouble at all. I would say if…

Yeah, I don't do ellipticals. However, I DO do (hehe) stoned on the couch. That's like, kinda my thing.

I'm of two minds on this. On one hand, I went to a school with really crappy computers and I think everyone could have benefitted from better hardware. On the other hand, I don't think students need iPads. There are plenty of cheaper options (at least as far as retail pries are concerned—for all I know Apple is giving…

Maybe they weren't speaking English? Lots of people are bilingual and straight men talk about pussy in every language (and plenty of straight women discuss cocks as well.) Sometimes I think these articles go up like, "Well, it's Jezebel. The commentariat will get outraged even if there's nothing particularly…

Hah. The funny thing about our name is that it was basically Ellis Island being like, "What? How do you say your furren Yurop name? Ehh... Schwartz. Close enough."

These were closer to calculators than ipads, they were so shitty. And they were needed for AP exams, as more and more testing goes high-tech.

Tire gauge.

We already spend more money per pupil than every other nation on Earth. He might be an idiot, but more money isn't the answer.

Hmm, I'm not sure a fascination with pussy/ladyparts is inherently disrespectful to women. It seems to be a universal fascination straight dudes have and discuss with each other when they're bored or passing time. At some level I can't blame them, it's a pretty awesome topic. (This is not to say the content of the…

Thanks! I didn't intend for it to sound like victim blaming, because to me she had a choice. Victim blaming IMO is when someone does something to you and you had no way to stop it, then you are somehow blamed for letting it happen, i.e rape or assault.

CT laxxer bros have nothing on MD laxxer bros.

Or maybe he just said that because he didn't want to outright say "she's crazy and she's making it up". I think he's just acknowledging that they had sex but that the only explanation he can think of is that she then in her head misinterpreted what happened as assault rather than consensual sexual activity.