A desire to have sex with an attractive, powerful member of the opposite sex. Obscene amounts of money.

He has been one of the 5 best pitchers in all of baseball every year since 2006. He's better at baseball than you or I are at literally anything.

He got Kate Upton, stopped jacking off, lost strength in his arm. What's the question here?

Whoever made up the nickname "Yoko Romo" for Jessica Simpson is aces in my book.

My friend's daughter's sister's uncle's mailman's neighbor made $.01/hr building stairs in Brazil.....

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He agreed to the plea bargain. His council is a moron and I don't think it should part of plea deal except in child sexual abuse cases. I do agree with chemical castration there. The rates of recidivism are too high and the risk to the public too great.

He didn't compare homosexuality with bestiality. That's a total mischaracterization of his opinion. What he argued was that sexuality in general can be regulated by the state, as evidenced by prohibitions against bestiality, polygamy, incest, adultery, and other sex acts or sexual relationships. Essentially he argued…

In other news, man who believes he is black is forced to remove blackface makeup for DMV photo.

Chase did take off his makeup and got his picture taken, but the Transgender Legal Defense and Education Fund is now calling for the South Carolina DMV to allow Chase to retake his picture.

To be fair, the whole alpha/beta nomenclature was dreamed up by a bunch of assholes who thought of themselves as alpha males in the wolf-pack sense. The beta label is essentially an insult, and was meant to be.

"I don't even remember "demonstrations in support of Al Qaeda." Your bias is showing."

Really? You don't remember people running into the streets burning American flags and shooting guns in the air when the towers fell? I do.

#NotallMuslims

OK, so who actually is the head of the Muslim peace movement if such a group even exists?

Online reviews of the show deem it pretty shitty. May I suggest you take down this one-sided comment not only because it adds nothing but because it also gives up your anonymity on this site for those that might Google.

More like Kiljoys AMIRITE???

I'm more concerned about her stance on male victims of war. What with them "not being real victims" and all.

I know! Prescient, too. I mean, the person might be great now, but their situation might change, and we can't have that. We need perfect knowledge for the indefinite future!

False. Both legally and logically... false. The owner's responsibility ended when that employee was terminated on site for instilling a climate and perception that the restaurant was anti-LGBTQ. The owner saw the issue, terminated the employee and comped the meal. He/she shouldn't be sued for millions for not being…