Yes, most cars made since the late 90s use transponder keys that are paired to the vehicle. Some of them won't even unlock without a transponder key, though it looks like this car will. I can see this tool being handy for smash & grab thieves or pop-a-lock services.

I'd rather have someone pick my lock and steal my…

Leather. I don't care about the color. Heated/cooled is a plus. but Cloth/vinyl/crushed velvet just don't do it for me.

To quote my fraternity brothers:

Onion Neck Belt :) http://www.theonion.com/articles/chrys…

Anyone else see a recurring theme here?

I think he's right— you can see [what I assume is flammable] liquid at 0:34. Can't be a coincidence.

IMHO, there is only one acceptable old shitbox Dodge: The '74 Monaco.

As my brother would say, "that boat must run on hair gel and formula fuck-yea."

Maybe they're just bringing it to a chop-shop?

SNL nailed this (/pun).

That was my first thought too. After reading more into it, the problem is with the Kalifornia zero-emission standards that require a certain # or % of sales. If they sold it for what it was actually worth, they would not meet this metric.

Prius/any hybrid.

I'm going with The Beast.

What else would he do with NYU degrees in history and French?

One major piece missing from the final rundown: Total hours of labor.

Correct! I have the cartridge somewhere but it's been soooo long.

Could still be better with this classic Sega ending:

Wrong—not racist b/c occupants of car were not white.

Canyonero!

YES! Please bring the Mugen Odyssey state-side for my dad's sake.