she's in much need of a sammich.

That also was my first thought:

*throws water on Mitsubishi*

You know why they won't cross post this at Jezebel? They're sexist.

gives you something to think about next time the police are chasing you and you think "I could lose them off-road.."

Frakkin' toasters FTW!

"Did you hear about the cosmonaut the secret police arrested?"

She's no Harry Reid or Nancy Pelosi.

truth!

Depends on how "on the road" the cop car is and the other lane of traffic.

sofa king we todd did.

how fast does she go from 0-Gas Station? ;)

eh I don't blame him.

because racecar..

ENOUGH WITH THE FUCKING ADS THAT TAKE UP 3/4s of the FUCKING SCREEN.

@smackela: the driver is thinking

@vvaffle: I've heard that ethanol breaks down or loses it's octane "bang" quicker than petroleum.

@ranwhenparked: yeah..FUCK CORN..

meh.

Useful for rollin' down southcentral LA,useful against the impending Zombieapocalypse..