Vlasic pickles should buy this van and get the stork to drive it around.

@tomsomething: No you're not a bastard for saying that. He was coached. It's like his dad is the Earl Woods of astronomy or at least trying to be.

I deposited a check back around July for the amount of $4.32 that I overpaid to the dealer when I bought a new car. If it wasnt for this app, I would have never deposited such a small amount.

This is what will happen:

Looks like he also ate a lot of Spam...Bazinga!!!!

@o0RaidR0o: Trust me, I use them monday - friday for about 7 hours a day.

@o0RaidR0o: I wanted a decent pair of headphones and after some research, I decided on that model.

I thought I spent a lot on my Bose QC15 headphones...looking at this price tag makes me feel better.

@MrHaney: One of my best friends gave his girlfriends Sea Monkeys for Christmas. She gave him a PS3. They are no longer together

@DrunkenOstrich: You took the words out of my mouth!!

Other than touring a Concorde, it's sad to think this is the closest most of us will ever be to a supersonic flight (the few pilots that experience this are truly lucky).

Maybe this is the alternate ending to the chinese version of Donnie Darko??

I think I developed a new phobia!!!

Finneous and Barnaby approve this post

It should say the remnants of Tropical Storm Nicole...NOAA officially downgraded it to a weather disturbance.

Some people have a fear of spiders, heights, snakes, enclosed spaces...I fear Asteriods/Meteors.

@bitslammer: Okay, campers, rise and shine, and don't forget your booties 'cause it's cooooold out there today

I've thought of this before....when I got really high and watched The Matrix. But the monkeys thing makes me laugh...reminds me of the Simpsons

Why is everyone hating on the name?? I actually like the name...it's simple and to the point. A lot better than Ipad or Slate

@FlameCell: The solution: