@Nitemancometh: A redneck pilot...the best of both worlds. Flying a 50 millon dollar jet with one hand, a Coors tall boy in the paper bag in the other hand

I love how a missle is called"Aim-132 Asraam."

@sdotbailey2: I would give you a star if I could.

@jerNELS: I do like how you don't have to charge the Iphone at noon each day, at least it lasts till about 5 now

@Kaiser-Machead v.2.1.2: Kaiser: Hey son, what are you doing?

Apple could have doubled the IPhone 4 memory to 64 gb, that would have made this comparison a little more impressive

@LetsTryThisAgain: What’s the deal with FDR’s legs anyway? I saw them once, analyzed the human mechanics, deduced the rest of his life would be sitting in a chair and gathering dust.

Too bad Sprint's account spending limits on doesn't cover phone sex calls.

@RushinRussian: I should have clarified about the people around corpses part. My question was about people in general. The exposure time makes sense, I forgot about that

Its creepy to think all these people are dead. The photos were taken in the 1800's.

Step one, cut a hole in the box, step two...the illustration reminded me of that.

Oh how i miss Conando!!! November 8th is going to be sweet!!!!

@Curves: "It's my duty to please that booty" - Coco

He wears all black, drives a car with no license plate, comes out to meetings a few times a year and wants to change the world...sounds like Ra's al Ghul

@Arggh! there goes a...snake a snake!: Jesus would be the quirky friend played by Michel Cera in a dark wig

He is just saying this because he wants to be poked on facebook

@stalking_goat: I bet you 10 dollars that shemale has more armpit hair than a virgin

@-mpar-: Did Howard Stern get shorter??

First the Belgian waffle and now this? Genius, pure genius.

@Yeah!: I used to take it off all the time and forgot to put it back on so i just said forget it and let it ride!!