@Baron Schm Von Shamwoüzen memes ur memes.: PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: If your piss is the color of the car pictured above, please see a doctor immediately.

@ThreeLitre: Personally, I think it would work a lot better as a solid line of light instead of a line of dots, if that makes sense.

@Ash78: I was thinking previous-gen VW for the nose myself.

So is this the first Chinese-built car to make it into England / Europe?

@Dhillaz: And the Chrysler 300.

I just don't see LEDs as a timeless styling treatment that will hold up will in, oh, say five years time. Maybe I'm wrong.

I look at this and I have to wonder, did Bangle lose his job for dabbling in a little Porsche on the side?

I caught the last half of the race on SPEED. The track looked so treacherous, it was like watching race horses run in ankle-deep slop. There were so many miscues, so many near misses, so much tire spray that it was a strangely fascinating race. And I don't usually like sci-fi.

So in China, they actually call them minivans? No pretensions that it's an SUV?

@WilliamG.: Okay, I take that back, close the quotes but don't close the tag.

@Stuntdriver: Use a standard HTML image tag, except don't close the quotes on the file source and don't close the tag itself.

@HatePersonified: The clap?

@RegalRegalia: Well, you know, when they start trying to ship them to Europe.

I can't wait to see the crash test videos.

@Tomsk aka Studly del Torquewrench, Esq.: Funny you mention angry, there was an old guy here who had a '57 Pontiac Star Chief 2 door hardtop that he'd bought new. Back in the late '80s / early '90s, he was old and had Alzheimer and some teenagers talked him into selling the old "piece of junk" for a couple hundred…

Take that, Chrysler 300!

This lady is sooooo much nicer than the two car show strippers from the other day.

@Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing: @ptmeyer84 - Prancing Moose Edition: Thank you! Thank you both! Sometimes the material just writes itself.

In Soviet Russia, hooker stuffs YOU in trunk!