I want that Pontiac so bad it hurts.

Is she signaling the number of beers it takes for her to get sloppy drunk and start making bad decisions she'll regret when she sobers up?

I soooo want to get a couple of XL-H1s or XH-G1s and film a documentary about a LeMons team.

It's not a '62, but I have a friend whose neighbor has a Nova four door sedan like that. Except this guy has welded the back doors shut and taken out the back door handles. he bonded the door seams and tried to bondo the door frame at the roofline. It's got what I'd guess is a lumpy idle 350 in it with burned out…

@pauljones: Agreed.

Baby blue and gold should never meet like that again.

@undefined: @Sloop_John_F*cking_B_Jalopnik_Gold_Edition: Graverobber should have been the FIRST Jalop you heart clicked. It's in the TOS agreement, I think.

The Monaro GTO gets my vote.

I haven't watched a race there yet, but man, what a beautiful facility.

Those BASTARDS!

@Ash78: Why do you hate Wes and wish so much harm on him? That's not nice.

@BigHarv: If understanding was a prerequisite, do you think we'd have so many news channels or reporters or writers running around? Pffft. Understanding is overrated.

@Alfisted: Because Fiat hasn't actually bought Chrysler yet. But here's hoping!

@Gutpunch McRodbender, a strolling player's understudy: All the better to compensate with.

@Ben Wojdyla: Nobody said they couldn't be, but why aren't they being? IMO, a Tesla roadster with a rock crusher would be all kinds of win.

@Lord Pferdestärke the 357th: Didn't somebody already say Gore v. Moore?

China vs. the rest of the world.

It looks like a vacuum. If they actually put a vacuum in the bottom of it, and it whirled around like a Roomba, it might be somewhat interesting instead of sad and pathetic.

When can I get one of these for my laptop?