@Novaload Misses Murilee: You, sir, are a marketing genius.

@jpech: I like it. I like it a lot.

I never knew there were eight women on the Office! And all this time I considered myself a fan...

Can cars get chlamydia? Cause if they can, that one has it now.

@Gutpunch McRodbender, a strolling player's understudy: I'm so glad she's back in Parks and Recreation.

@Lord Pferdestärke the 357th: Wait. I missed Charlize Theron day?

@pauljones needs more Korean booth professionals: That sounds sooooooooooooo dirty I wish I could reheart you.

@Ray Wert: I got talked into doing Twitter back in September. I tweeted about six times, all inane and asinine. I now have 48 followers. WTF?

@Mobius_1: NO SHITTER FOR YOU!

@Duke engineerd von Prandtl: DANGIT. Yeah, I meant 300.

fiat: @chrysler: So you get the 500 and we get... what? No, we don't want your 500.

So now the death vans are so efficient you don't even have to be INSIDE them?

@rlj676-Carbon Footprint Size - Clownshoe: I hope they call it a Grand National. And that they make a GNX. And that somebody at GM decides to sneak a few into the US.

China is such a strange automotive market. I mean, where else would you take an Aveo, scale its proportions up enough to cram 7 people inside, and call it a Buick?

Seeing as I'm pretty much white trash through and through, I like the NASCAR version of the Monte Carlo from 2003-2006 the best.

@Duke engineerd von Prandtl: It's always a good idea to have a spare change of pants anyway. Better prepared than embarrassed.

No worries. Some Chinese car company—yes, I'm looking at you, Great Wall—will resurrect this beast. At least its looks.

Great. It wasn't good enough to crash our computers. Now he wants to crash our electric cars.

I heard he only drinks it b/c it cures E.D.

So not only did he build a helicopter without any formal training, but he also built a totally exposed passenger compartment that proved safer in crash testing than the cars the Chinese "independent" automakers are trying to foist on the world.