Somebody refresh my memory. Airbags serve what purpose in an accordion car?

@lilwillie: Have you tried using all the video filters in Final Cut Pro on a single web vid? Cause that'll help.

So the rally caps aren't working? What a shame...

At least a bird didn't poop in his face.

@Murilee Martin: That is freakin AMAZING!

Headline should be something like:

@Wankelin' For A Rotary: I thought the front fascia looked more like a first-gen Solara than a Civic myself.

Well, if it comes to the US, chances are the front end will look like a Volt.

No autoshow for YOU!

I'm amazed that anyone survived that. Honestly, I'll be surprised if the passenger pulls through.

@rlj676-Carbon Footprint Size - Clownshoe: Speaking of stripper poles... has anyone seen that workout commercial where they throw in a free stripper pole if you call in the next 20 minutes?

Eats what, just exactly? Just for clarification, of course. Not for ridicule purposes.

@Mike the Dog will work for a Preview Button!: Wait till they find out what kind of damage you can do with common petrol and drinking bottles!

@philipmein: I believe that was the federally mandated 5 mph bumper test. Trust me, you don't want to see the 35 mph offset front impact test. The hookers in the trunk didn't come out very well in that one.

@AlfaCharger: Changing oil requires knowledge of cars; therefore, most auto execs are not equipped to do so.

I do like the meaningless promise at the end to help keep the value of your Saturn vehicle high. As if it was ever high to begin with.

@.357:Half Man-Half Amazing: Don't forget to blank out the back windows and write "FREE CANDY" on the side.

Anyone thinking what I'm thinking? That's right, kids, it's Camino time!

@acarr260: We could stick it in that rare Bugatti that was found in that British garage and then LeMons that bad boy. Yeah, not like the OEM engine isn't already seized anyway.

Kids do love their go-karts.