@aSoundofSleep says don't drink and Jalop: Since you can't hear the ad, allow me to transcribe it.

@Leeeeena the Barkeep: Oh no you di-unt!

@smalleyxb122: I always hoped somebody put that 'vette out of its misery, either by restoring it to somewhat normal appearance or by parking it on train tracks and calling 911 just before the train arrived to make it look like an accident.

@.357:Half Man-Half Amazing: Would have also accepted deodorant OR shampoo. Or socks.

Assuming it's got a Russian V8, can that be ripped out and replaced with a small block Chevy? You know, so maintenance costs won't be through the roof and all.

@Alfisted: Nobody ever said life would be fair.

@Leeeeena the Barkeep: He drives a PT Cruiser now. You saw what happened when he drove over that parking lot curb. Unless you're driving Chinese like this, you'll be fine:

@Bullitt417: But if they fixed them right the first time, they couldn't get more money for going back out there and fixing them again in a couple of months. You can't expect municipal workers to work themselves out of a job, can you?

@zeet: You get it. You really get it. Now why do so many others NOT get it?

The new Mazda3 is sooooo friggin goofy that I actually like the way it looks. Hopefully that's just the meds talking. If not, I may need to self medicate with something a little stronger.

But will it blend?

@Kid Twist: Since when? The '95 Cavalier?

@.357:Half Man-Half Amazing: COTD

@engineerd: So, is that commercial meant for potential customers, or for Saturn employees? I'm so confused.

@Alfisted: My favorite movie. I would re-heart you if I could. I just watched it the other night and I think I'll watch it again tomorrow afternoon, whenever I stagger out of bed.

Booooooooooooooooo......

@Rayeth: How about Voltette?

It looks like a Cruze and a Genesis Coupe had a baby together.

Very, very funny Photochop, good Dr. Congrats!

@DoctorNine: Thank you!