@.357 is selling discount Jalopnik Gold: Really? You wouldn't call it the Voltaire?

@Bullitt417: And I figured anything called "Hybrid 'Lutz' Mode" would involve rocket propulsion and some kind of retractable splitter to keep the Rocket 'vette from flying off the road when the hybrid mode kicked in.

@Tucker589: Karma.

That's the purtiest paint I've ever seen on a 'vette.

This is the BEST APRIL FOOLS JOKE EVAR!

@78_elky: But the problem is... he's part... TOYOTA.

@Sloop_John_F*cking_B_Jalopnik_Gold_Edition:

@bigblockautoX: That was a reply to the anal joke, wasn't it?

@ciscokidinsf: Silly ciscokidinsf, GM can't afford high-grade coke. That was mostly baking soda mixed with dried Drain-O and rat poison.

@drewthat: Why? Why would you do that?

Duh. As if we didn't already know that.

@Alfisted: And since WSJ is owned by NewsCorp now, that's the headline you probably would have seen.

And here I was hoping a Nevada cat house would buy the brand and repurpose it.

Now is the time on Sprockets when we dance!

I'll stick with the cognac, thanks.

@1dollar93: Is there nothing Google cannot provide?

@lilwillie: Screw 'em. Hold out for more!

@UnlimitedRevs: I see what you did there.

So how high is the pole that they stick that camera on top of, anyway?

It Soviet Russia, car dragons road!