Speaking of crazy pills, I just watched that movie last night...

@pauljones-Fresh Out of April Sarcasm: And is the '59 Cadillac the exception that proves the rule?

The Not-April-fools! is a dead giveaway, guys. Sorry, you'll just have to try harder.

@Daniel Horney: Hey, we call it Bondo. Don't get all fancy on us now.

@yisoo: Yeah, I noticed that too. They probably cut huge chunks of the car's structural supports out so that it folds into a nice neat little accordion structure if somebody kicks the bumper hard enough.

@skaycog: We have a winner!

@SirNotF*cking: I do feel fine, thanks for asking!

@damnelantra™: Oh noes...

@WilliamG.: No? Really? Overreaction there? Okay. Move along, move along.

It's the end of the world!!!!!!!!!!!

Eh, it's close enough to my fantasy vehicle. Why not?

@Prawo Jazdy And The Velocity Trumpets is taking five: Okay, I stand corrected. YOU win the internetz today.

@Jo F*cking Schmo: You win the internetz today.

Fix the taillights and it's good to go!

@Leeeeena the Jalopchick: It's part of the Lambo survival strategy... make the strongman weak with exhaust fumes before he can commence the dragoning...

@philipmein: I like the idea of reward instead of penalty.

Aren't they cute?

@nhubbell84, morphing to ThreeLitre: Religious beliefs are religious beliefs. I don't lose respect for anyone over that. No, it was jumping up and down on Oprah that got me. Every time I see Top Gun, I can't get that image out of my head. Ruins the whole frickin movie. And for Katie Holmes?

@rlj676-Carbon Footprint Size - Clownshoe: And you're right about the negative impact of CAFE as well. It's a devil of a mess, for sure.

Top Gun died when Tom Cruise went crazy.