@theeastbaykid: That's it! I'm moving to Oz!

@A_Benz_Apart played piano like a swing-axle in the rain: @citroën67 is surfing Ebay for a new Preview button: Thank you guys! Heart clicks for all!

God bless that little Google snoopmobile.

@Hello Mister Walrus: And that was just the 5 mph bumper test!

@eggwich del fiero - now with Curb Rash: +1 & +1

@bmocbarker: Or a Geely.

@willin58: I hope and pray you're right.

@It's joshman, don't call me Roy: @coupeZ600: Thank you both, I really appreciate it.

@ЯEVEЯEND POLAЯ CAN SAVE YOU FЯOM THE CAЯPOCOLYPSE: Thank you! My confidence has been completely ЯestoЯed!

You have GOT to be effin' kidding me.

@ЯEVEЯEND POLAЯ CAN SAVE YOU FЯOM THE CAЯPOCOLYPSE: I know there's an Я-Type joke in there somewhere but I'm just not smart enough to make it.

@Å sjrøllyng pléyя: BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...!

@Å sjrøllyng pléyя: Man, I just can't do anything right today.

@DeathDream: And knowing is half the battle.

I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords.

@my beater Mercedes lacks reverse: See? That's what I'm talking about. Fedoras really ARE better than umbrellas. And around here, if anybody sees you wearing one, they either think you're gay or you're Jack Roush.

@WilliamG.: Ooops, that was supposed to be a reply. Obviously I'm too impaired to post today.

@SirNotAppearing: And this right here is every comment thread on Jalopnik. Ever.

And this right here is every comment thread on Jalopnik. Ever.

@Tucker589: For the kind of money you'd need to buy that car, you'll have to kill somebody. And not just some random schmuck, but somebody relatively famous. You know, so there's a relatively huge degree of difficulty involved. And you've got to do it Jack Bauer style, with full on security breaches and lots and lots…