@DannyBN: Detais... DETAILS

Ironically, the 51st Daytona 500 will forever be remembered as the year the pace car driver forgot which way to drive.

I've found Waldo.

I found him.

I heard they pushed it outside and it melted in the rain.

Looks perfectly safe to me.

@bzr is trying to figure out how to delete his messages beca...: Oh, thank you. You've restored my faith in the Obama!

You... you... you... mean Obama didn't always drive a hybrid? But... but... but... I thought he CARED about the environment.

@iamthegreatestdriver: @timtoolman: Thanks guys.

@Mad_Science: Yes and I felt so cheated at the end.

My spies tell me the conversation went something like this:

@leavethegun-takethecannoli: You could park them at opposite ends of the parking lot, put concrete blocks on the accelerators, and watch them careen into each other at the awesome speed of 35 mph!

@Mad_Science: What can I say? I'm psychotic.

Mini-shaft was RUDE!

Ah, yes. The PT Cruiser. Originally intended to be a Plymouth, it was instead badged as a Chrysler, and contributed to the lowering of the brand's perception status in the market.

Wait a minute! Shouldn't the badge be on the DRIVER'S SIDE?

@bigblockautoX: That is so unfair. You forgot the malt liquor and whores! Sheesh.

@goatrope: I think it's safe to say, GM has already commenced the execution.

Well, that would have been a perfect time for a Chinese fire drill!

@POLAЯ WILL COVEЯ THE TOЯONTO AUTO SHOW! for a small fee.: Sufferin' succotash!