@PatFromGundo: Yes, come to think of it, I did.

@Ash78: I lolled.

I got nuthin for this one.

Most grown men I hear say the word Ferrari sound like 3 year olds with a lisp. I don't know if it's a latent childlike reverence for the name or if the severity of their premature ejaculation has rendered their arousal cycle to roughly the same length of time as it takes to utter those hallowed three syllables. In…

What? He couldn't afford the duo-tone gold Aston Martin? Color me unimpressed.

Those Lincolns look like heaven to me.

Now Buick's inclusion of AWD makes sense!

SOS button, eh? How many emergency calls will start out with someone screaming, "I thought you said that button turned on the heated seats! My ass is still frosty cold!"

Oh, and here I thought they'd stopped making cars and just sold body kits to aspiring electric car upstarts like Chrysler.

I want one of these GT-Rs all modded up to look like a boring Infiniti. Mainly because everybody I know tells me the GT-R sucks because it looks too much like an Infiniti.

@Plecostomus - Now with 20% more Algae!: @Germanautoaddiction: Couldn't have said it better myself!

I'm having a mixed reaction to this news.

First time I saw a '57 Chevy sitting outside a body shop, body an oxidized orange/red, chrome dull and peeling, glass milked over and cracked. I think I was 9 at the time.

With a lines like Californa car (means less rust?), how could anyone fail to see the value in this car?

Is wrecking a Ferrari the new right of passage among the young and rich these days?

With those back windows blacked out, that wagon has the look of a hearse. Only sleeker, faster, more serious. Like the kind of car death would drive if death had the need for large cargo area floor space with low overhead and the maneuverability of a mid-'60s interstate barge.

Not much of a surprise. Toyota really did a good job marketing Tundras to the pickup-as-a-surrogate-penis crowd with those "real-world" tests like rapid acceleration and braking off the edge of the Grand Canyon, or outrunning those swinging I-beams. They kind of stole Dodge's thunder from the whole redneck hanging out…

@Deartháir: a Cruder, Fart-Joke Version of graverobber: I lolled at "NO NISANZ ALOWD". I lolled hard.

At least it's not an EV Sebring.

Eh, something tells me whoever buys this should be given an insanity Czech.