Those wheels would have worked better with darker paint. And I don't know if it's the camera lens, the lighting, or just the fact that this is a Camaro that hasn't been through photo retouching, but this car looks really out of proportion. And snub-nosed. And bubbly.

Now, is the Quad 4 that was noisy and would shake the fillings out of your teeth on hard acceleration, or had they de-tuned it with a balance shaft by '91? I knew somebody in high school who had a Grand Am with a Quad 4 and that thing was pure scare-on-wheels. Theirs, I think, was putting out over 200 hp but something…

When I was getting my MBA, we studied this guy as an example of how NOT to lead a company. More than that, we studied how he took Home Depot from a relatively successful corporation down to its knees through the use of short-sighted policy implementation and plain ole Orwellean creepiness. Harvard Business Review, in…

@jduffy13: Funny, I've had the same reaction to just about every SUV/full size pickup on the market in the last fifteen years.

Why does the headlight treatment remind me of an early '90s Lexus?

@WilliamG.: Scratch Audi, replace with Saab. Whatever.

@FormerlyPreferredCustomer: So the guy wrecks and Enzo and gets an Audi named after him?

I'm just disappointed that the guy videotaping his commute didn't get out there in the go-fast lane and catch this dude.

Maybe they should sell that extra 'S' at the beginning of their name. That should be good for a twenty spot at least.

@layabout save trees,eat_a_beaver: Wish I'd read that before I posted my comment. *sigh*

Just think, you could buy this, swap out the front and rear bits for a Dodge Stealth, but a "Yep, it's got a Hemi" bumper sticker on the back, and double your money at the next Barret Jackson auction. I mean, in crack pipe land, ANYTHING is possible.

Come on, guys. A little bondo, some come-a-longs and a big tree, a Northstar and transaxle from a late '90s Caddy, a new set of gold rims off a GTA, and this bad boy is just screaming for LeMons duty.

@The Name's Ash78, Housewares: I lolled.

@The Name's Ash78, Housewares: Well, everyone has been screaming at them to adjust production to realistic levels and quit glutting the supply chain with unwanted product, so I guess 24 new vehicles would just about cover the demand for 2009 models.

I've seen a lot of those little things chopped up and turned into buggies, trikes, or just plain junked. It kind of makes me sad that so many have been destroyed. I remember when I was in high school, somebody in town had a flat yellow Beetle with a Porsche engine. They'd cut the rear decklid up and the car had these…

So does this mean the Cruze/Volt engine assembly plant is back on?

I got stuck behind this 400 pound woman in an Accent today.

Finally! A car so bold it literally screams, Windscreens are for wussies!

You know, there is this theory among some Christians that God invented sex...

Okay, that looks like the same truck that rammed me. And, sad to say, looks like the horse did more damage than the back bumper/trunk of my old Grand Prix (RIP). If it is the same truck, I'd like to think my car weakened it up for the horse.