As a matter of fact . . .

But the crickets will still be there.

Ain't got no T-Bone: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Cloris Leechman was a Miss America contestant, if not winner, not gonna look it up, but she was that hot in her day.

He may not have been the most stable guy but you don't make a guy more stable with the kinds of head games (repeated benching, public berating, putting his shit in the media) Fisher played. Young won a National Championship against the (I believe) heavily favored USC in Southern California (the Rose Bowl), so he had…

Don't bring me down, Bruce.

Not only that, he's the one who so badly fucked with Vince Young's head his career was ruined and now he's got another rookie QB to thoroughly destroy as a player and human being. Man's a cancer.

Yeah, only Jim McMahon I know is the Bears 1985 Super Bowl winner.

You may be familiar with the Marines anthem: "From the Halls of Montezuma to the shores of Tripoli". Tripoli in Libya, possibly dating from there. I believe (without looking it up that engagement dates from the early 19th century, the era of the Barbary Pirates, which may have had something to do with said missionary…

Not girl drink per se, but still tastes like candy, a Dead Nazi (also known as Three Wizemen, and Liquid Cocaine): equal parts (half ounce each makes a perfect shooter) 151, Rumpleminze, and Jagermeister. Shake with ice and strain, just like a candy cane.

Cassius Clay was named after an Abolitionist from his home state of Kentucky (Ali was from Louisville). The Dollop did an episode about him. http://allthingscomedy.com/…

Glad I did a search first, wouldn't want to repeat that joke. Except it's driving that train, not riding.

I'm nearsighted in one eye and farsighted in the other so cannot see 3-D even IRL, I have to guess it from context cues. It doesn't even register for me on any kind of screen, even with my prescription glasses.

Roll down your windows when you get there. You may then leave because you've experienced it all.

Upvoted for correct use of 'eponymous' rather than the incorrect but overused 'titular'.

He actually can throw the ball downfield - witness that hail mary pass in that one playoff game - he just needs FOREVER to get rid of the ball. Try and find that throw online and you'll see he starts the ball at his ankles and winds up from there, the only reason he got it off was he was so far out of the pocket and…

Turns out it was a guy named Eric Rudolph who was later arrested for a string of abortion clinic bombings around the southeast. Radical Christian Terrorism.

Read some of the earlier columns about the show, it was funded by the settlement Avery had received in an earlier wrongful prosecution. They had to focus on Avery, they included Dassey because it was a better, more sympathetic story.

Look out, look out, the Candy Ass
here he comes and he's gone again
Dwayne Johnson ain't got no friend