When they first opened their shop in Anaheim in the late '80s Mr. Rozansky started a local cable access show there. It may have been filmed in Denver and just sent to the local cable provider in Anaheim but I remember catching it a few times.

The Halloween night Dead show at Radio City in 1980. Hosted by Franken and Davis.

That couldn't have been a Bugler, not a single pun. Oh, it was probably not a Zaltzman fan (Andy, that is. Helen hates them, too, even if she's drawn to making them as well). Although I think it was Nish Kumar who recently made a pun run that Andy couldn't decide if he was flattered or offended by.

I know, do they really think this is a good idea? The one guy almost nobody felt sorry for getting sympathy.

Hey, I'll have you know that a Glockenspiel was used to great effect on the least rocking Cream song ever produced "Pressed Rat and Warthog".

I tried, but i cannot leave that hanging, *sigh*:

This is the sort of mindless pedantry up with which I will not put!

Reluctant upvote for dad joke.

Wild Turkey is Bourbon, not Scotch. Still whiskey but not the same kind.

My birthday is January 16, it's far enough away that nobody ever tried to combine presents, always got some regular gift on Christmas and the 2 dollar bill (it was a thing in the '70s) from the distant relatives for the birthday.

You probably would as a kid, I have never actually bought one since they have started selling them, but they really did surprise me at that test.

Was that the Taco Bell clue? I was involved in early taste tests for those, before they got into any stores. I was amazed at how good they actually were, I usually hate fast food refried beans, they're used to stick the soft tortilla to the crunchy taco part. I'd wolfed down the first sample before I knew it.

Move back to Scarsdale, where the hell am I?

It's a buck dancer's choice, my friend.

You, apparently.

House is every 2 years, every seat is up for election there, and i believe something like 33 in the senate.

You can find Polaris if you can find the Big Dipper. Find the star at the bottom right of the "cup" part and follow a line up thru the upper star and it will lead to Polaris.

McCloud!

A.V. Club (and The Onion) offices are in Chicago, so they do it at midnight their time, so it's posted on the day they cover in the article.

She used to have a bit in her standup act about it.