Ze problem is your a drinking in your BMW, which is verboten, and you were punished appropriately. 

“Fuck this bullshit.” - me talking to my co-worker every single day.

Allen Edmonds - A pair will literally last you forever, because you can keep getting them resoled and reconditioned. They are expensive, but you can buy their factory seconds online, and I have never been able to tell the difference between those and the first quality. http://www.allenedmonds.com/outlet/clearance/shoes…

I was head first, until my mom showed me the arm first method, when I was about five.

I disagree with the mindset of “Let them do it at home or they’ll just go do it on a park bench.” It seems like many parents have the mentality of “Welp, nothing we can do! Kids gonna have sex, might as well be ok with it.” I know I’m in the VAAAAAAAAAST minority here, but I plan to teach my kids to wait until…

Hm, no team loyalties either way for me, so... How do I decide which side to support, trolls from Georgia, or vandals from Florida?

Agreed!! Don’t buy black suits, jackets, or pants unless you are an undertaker. Some people can make it work, but not the type of person who is learning to dress from a Lifehacker article (which would include me).

If you want everything to match, charcoal is going to be a much better choice than black for both the jacket and pants - plus it just looks better. Grey pants are the pivotal piece of a flexible work wardrobe.

This is kind of a pointless exercise if 80% of the jeans listed are various fits of Levi’s. It would be far more constructive to recommend five different brands of jeans and leave the individual style up to the readers. Now that four of the five options are from the same company this is really just asking people which…

This is kind of a pointless exercise if 80% of the jeans listed are various fits of Levi’s. It would be far more…

Bonobos travel jeans. At 6' 5" I struggled forever to find a go-to jean, but once I came across these about 6 years ago I haven’t looked back. Sales often enough to get them $80 or less and the look and comfort of adding that little bit of stretch makes them wearable in virtually any situation. Sweatpants are the only…

Bonobos travel jeans. At 6' 5" I struggled forever to find a go-to jean, but once I came across these about 6 years…

Swansea currently sit 2nd to last in the standings with only 5 points in 11 games, 6 points and a tie-breaker from safety. Bob Bradley is currently 0-1-3 (1 draw) in 4 games in charge. The fans are in open revolt against the US ownership. I don’t think the Swansea experiment is going to work out, unfortunately.

Dude is enjoying his 15 minutes, and you decide to put him on blast for relatively innocuous comments?

Doing the Bull Dance, feeling the flow.

How do you not do the Bull Dance after hitting that putt? Amazing restraint.

My mind is boggled at the comments I’m reading down here. Everything from “he’s an asshole,” to “he doesn’t care about his kids safety.”

What. The. Fuck. Are you people serious?!

1. The kids seem to be having fun. Hell, I’d love to try this challenge. I dunno any kid that wouldn’t find this amusing.

2. The dad seems to…

If Mike Francesa were an ice cream flavor he’d be pralines and dick.

Yep. Like that one guy said in the comments “it’s just ugly with no redeeming features”.

As a complete package, none. A good Boxster is in the same league, but I’d rather have the 1M.

I really think it is the true successor of the 2002. The 2002 wasn’t as beautiful as the Bavaria but it was more fun to drive. I think it is cute.