So, he wasn't kidnapped by "The Ghosts of Pirate Beach" afterall?

Kasem ignored their Long Distance Dedications year after year

I hope you brought enough for everybody!

Also… that poor dog. That is all.

The two sweetest words in the English language: Chocolate and emo?

Riiigghhhtt… its the virus that causes AOL

Tell me about it [sad trombone sound]

What Magic Johnson has?

That can be arranged…

wtf is a cd lol

That's a lot of colons… and one gigantic asshole

Franco's first thought is always "Franco"

Franco Ha

Franco: Unamerican

Stick around… while it may not be a bear per se, something will be masturbating around here

Sounds just like The AV Club

I liked Conan a lot more back in the Year 2000

Breasts and a vagina?

Unless we're talking about the gameshow "The Price Is Incest", which is obviously a game.

Incest is not a game