Pretty much all the things you mentioned are just what is defined as a civil war. Stop grandstanding.

Nice.

Stop. Linking. Videos.

The code is P1 Block (x times) then P2 Block (x times) then P1 Block (x times) etc...

MK1...

P1 (5), P2 (10), P1 (2), P2 (1), P1 (2), P2 (3), P1 (4)

MK2...

P1 (5), P2 (10), P1 (2), P2 (8), P1 (2)

MK3/UMK3...

P1 (5), P2 (10), P1 (3), P2 (1), P1 (2), P2 (2), P1 (3), P2 (4)

::Looks at Marvel And DC’s current output::

Yeah this. All of this. It was just too wonderful. The way he hopped out of the cockpit of the Batwing, then jumped off of it and flew into the building so he could grapple up through the floor and then seriously fuck those guys up was a beautiful mixture of comics Batman, Batman in the Arkham games and just a smidge…

“Fine, let’s roll.”
“Impaired driving is drunk driving.”
“In the 19 years we’ve worked together, have I ever let you drive my car?”
“Negative. But ‘not being allowed’ does not equal ‘never driven.’”
“You drove my car!? When did you do that!?”
“Number Eight is not insured on your account. Therefore, timestamp of incident is…

I really like Bill Walton’s nonchalant “throw it down.” He knew what was coming.

Yeah, an extra innings snorefest is so much more exciting than watching Steph Curry rain hot fire from every part of the court

“aboohoo I’m a sad Laker’s fan whose only won 5 championships since the year 2000”

Broke Tejada’s right leg. This is where Tejada’s right leg was when Utley started his slide.

This was pretty cool too:

Eh, I’d rather play this if I am going to have to deal with a spider.

you did 20 beta-max in 20 nights already? 40 laser discs in 40 days and nights up next?

oh my god man