From the looks of that picture, I'd say his most immediate problem is camel toe.

You have no right to make judgments about how much I’ve jerked off!

i also piss in the sink

“Still pleaded for fewer fifths than I have.” - Vin Baker

Isn’t this the point of the game? Go to real-life locations, find some pokemon or trainer, fight them, and the winner gets the loser’s pokemon and wallet? I mean, that’s how I’ve been playing. I nailed an 8 year old in the knee with a tire iron for a sweet Jigglypuff and some pogs.

Until your favorite team loses a long pass because a DB knows it’s better to take the 10 than risk giving up a 40 yard TD.