“He’s more scarf now than man, twisted and evil.” ~ Amber Heard’s lawyer, Obi-Wan Kenobiwitz

Were you trying to go for a rhyme there? If so, may I proffer:

So they’re suing her family because she’s really good at committing murder?

“This looks pretty damn cool. (Though maybe cool it with the boob armour?)“

"The solution was to load a laptop with a software called NetLimiterthat slowed its web access down to between 5Kbit/s to 25Kbit/s."

What I'm most surprised by is how Vladimir Putin finds the time to referee. That guy is everywhere.

I'm too old and don't understand. Why do photos need to be uploaded within seconds? What's impossible about simply waiting until later and uploading them as a batch?

You missed the biggest one in any animated moive....possibly ever.