Bingo! Now that you've arrived at that epiphany, you are officially no longer a racist! Congratulations!

Good point. Personally, I think of the "white saviors" in movies the same way I do the Bechdel test—if one film centers on a white savior or doesn't pass the Bechdel test, that doesn't make that particular film racist/sexist—what matters is how many films are doing it. It's okay to have a male-dominated film once in a…

The knee-jerk reactions to any character that even remotely resembles a "white savior" is getting out of hand. Wasn't Lincoln also a "white savior" movie, and therefore racist somehow? I feel like we all need to rewatch The Blind Side. That film isn't racist because its main character is a white savior—it's racist…

Yeah, I used to think I was the most libtarded liberal of them all, until Suey Park turned up. She got the ball rolling.

Okay, maybe not for most conservatives. When I say "conservative", I mean the type of pseudo-conservative who doesn't really know much about real politics at all, but follows Fox News etc. on Facebook, and feels validated whenever they see "liberal" thinkpieces like this one on their News Feed. If common sense tells…

Bullshit debates like this are why conservatives hate us so much.

I was excited until I got to the Ice Age 5 part.

Did anybody here see Quartet? It was another one of those British comedies for the AARP crowd, and I found it delightful, even though there wasn't much substance to it.

The reason season two is supposedly "slow" is because Walt takes a break from the meth business for a large part of it. Which of course means that nothing else of interest happens, apparently.

See, I'm a completist; if I watch a series, I must watch every single episode. For example, I knew that the first ten episodes or so of Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. were gonna be crap before I even started watching them, and I knew that since the first ten episodes aren't really serialized, I could have easily…

Of course, the vast majority of my friends who are Breaking Bad fans are adamant that its second season is bad because it's so boring and that "nothing happens", and a couple of them straight-up skipped "Fly" on Netflix because it has such a poor reputation. Lunacy!

Okay, so I 100% thought this was Anthony Head until halfway through reading.

Season six of The Office is one of its weakest, but its entire existence is totally justified by the masterwork of cringe-worthiness that is "Scott's Tots". I can't remember the last time I've been in so much pain while watching an episode.

About those two—apparently they're married! And until just a few days ago, everybody somehow knew that except me!

When I saw that The A.V. Club had posted a Newswire about The Dress, I was worried it would be a giant pile of snark and sarcasm. "Who the fuck cares? It's just a dress! Society sucks!" and similar statements have been far too common. So it was a great joy when I saw that Teti is every bit as openly enthralled by this…

I love that everybody who upvoted this comment knows that it's sarcasm.

Mike D'Angelo vehemently disagrees with your assessment.

Wow, people need to chill the fuck out. Arquette is obviously one of the good guys. She just had a moment of awkward phrasing. My theory: when she said "the men that love women," she probably worried that SJWs would accuse her of homophobia, so she threw in "…and all the gay people," and then she thought "Oh, I guess…

Oh yeah, that one was dumb. Not Rosamund Pike's Clip levels of dumb, but still pretty dumb.

And if The Dissolve were in charge, it would have been Song of the Sea or some other foreign artsy whatever.