Jeez, the comments here were crap five years ago.

I thought it said Karen Gillan and I got excited for a moment.

I hate to be that guy, but—spoiler alert?

Yeah, I have mixed feelings. Yet Another David Yates Harry Potter movie isn't very exciting news, but the dude's definitely competent, at the very least.

It is indeed a rather hurtful derogatory term against our people.

I've always assumed that Rowling has had a bunch of explanations in her head about how magic connects to religion, but that she was also smart enough not to ever talk about any of it in public.

"What exactly is the function of a rubber duck?"
I laughed at that when I was seven, but… a rubber duck? Come on. This is the man in charge of the Muggle Studies Department?

Well. More or less.

I felt really bad for the movie version of Cho Chang. Hated and alienated from the whole school and her (ex-)boyfriend, all because she was given a magical potion that made her tell the truth against her will.

(One lone Slytherin girl expresses concern about her schoolmates' safety)

I'm assuming Matt Singer is the Bizarro Sean O'Neal.

This is gonna ruin half the fun of ClickHole.

Yeah, I'd call it a courtesy, though in most cases, I wouldn't call it a responsibility or an entitlement.

I saw the headline and totally thought Macaulay Culkin was dead for a second.

[Homeland spoilers] Minutes, mere minutes, before I watched the season three finale of Homeland, I was watching some stupid entertainment program where the news lady was reporting on (old Family Guy spoiler, I guess) Brian's death, and started comparing it to "the death of another main character on a series whose…

To be perfectly honest, I think spoiler alerts should be used pretty much into eternity. I have no problem with people posting things about Ozymandias the second after it airs, but no matter when you post it, it could be years later, there's nothing hard about being nice and typing a couple extra cautionary words so…

Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb is going to be a lot more emotional than I was expecting it would.

To me, the worst part isn't that he's dead; the worst part is knowing what he went through in his final months/years. And although I have no desire to condone suicide, at least the suffering is all over.

"…whose actual numbers are around 67,000." Proportionally, if One Million Moms actually reaches one million moms, they'll presumably have to change their name to Fifteen Million Moms, correct?

Brace yourselves for misplaced fundamentalist Christian protests