Liebesman also directed Wrath of the Titans, Battle: Los Angeles, and The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning. Any glimmer of hope I had for this movie has faded.

But what if I love to be sold things?

Wow, now I feel like a dick for only watching the Super Bowl for the commercials.

"…runner-up grievances, like… 'Someone shot me.' " Too soon? Nah.

I was hoping he wouldn't sink this low. Justin, at least start trying to LOOK like a good influence on your millions of fans.

"Thumb throughCruel Tricks back-to-front and you’ll see normal pages; thumb through it the opposite way and you’ll see nothing but tiny, hard-to-read red type." …What?

Jesus Shia, you don't use hyphens to introduce items in a list, you just don't. There's a "bullet points" button, ya dumb.

Sure it does; otherwise the franchise will be defined by the dumb 2005 movie.

None of the nominees for Worst Actor are really that bad, not even in those specific parts. It's just their movies that sucked.

She didn't get Flynn Rider's nose right

Rapunzel really looks spot-on, actually.

I'm pretty sure the actor that plays Thomas is only capable of one facial expression.

It's spelled WOOKIEE, A.V. Club. Get it right.

Here lies the only positive review of this film on Metacritic. Way to stand out, I.V.

Guys they totally just quit doing Spoiler Space

I actually love cheap jolt scares, but hardly any of the ones in The Conjuring actually jolted me for some reason. Perhaps I got desensitized.

I would be ticked off by this (like I was by the announcement of the X-Men/Fantastic Four crossover, and by Batman vs. Superman), but at least the Sinister Six and Venom are already very closely associated with Spider-Man in existing canon.

A C-minus seems a little harsh, judging by the tone of this review. The A.V. Club must not have gotten into the ratings groove quite yet.

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