Roth shared this fun fact with me: Khia once remixed “My Neck, My Back” for the New Jersey Nets. “Keith Van Horn” is rhymed with “Kenyon Martin.”

“Just let the guy go! You got his plate number, you can pick him up later!”

Every time I read a troll comment like you, I’m reminded of a bit of Neal Stephenson’s Snow Crash.

Living in a ‘factors leading to’ paragraph is terrifying.

This is as good a time as any to link to the press conference where a hot tempered Lasorda called out a pair of Padres in an explicit rant after they accused Lasorda of ordering a hit on one of ‘em. I could listen to this rant a million times before it gets old.

Venezuela was fucked under capitalism, too. I love how people tend to have selective, and terribly short, memories when it suits their ideological outlooks. Or perhaps they never had memories to begin with, but simply chose to be completely fucking ignorant about everything other than the narrow target of their…

This guy completely and fully understands Jalopnik commenters and generally just the FP

This guy just did a reverse Tavarish.

That must be the most infuriated she’s been in all her 4 years as a Seahawks fan.

The HOF is controlled by a shambling pack of decomposing mummies. If the majority of the population had a say, Bonds would be headed in. The PED debate being over doesn’t mean every institution has caught up to that fact.

Hey, those paint schemes on the Miata’s look familiar....

Remember kids: Black Lives Matter is a bunch of whiners who are looking for reasons to be offended. The real oppression is a lack of Christmas iconography on your coffee cups.