This is some Westworld shit

Sonic games...have plot?

As a Sonic fanatic, I’ll go a step further and say the games’ story and mythology mostly sucks and it’s best to basically junk it and make a movie that just happens to have Sonic and Robotnik. Completely fine with this film’s direction

I mean I totally get the sentiment. But I also feel like there has never been a case where anything in the Sonic franchise has EVER been targeted towards adults. Even that Shadow the Hedgehog game seemed to be after the edgy teen crowd at the very oldest.

So while executives tend to be out of touch on everything, they…

“why make Sonic into specifically a kids movie.”

Because that’s who all the games, comics, and media is primarily targeted to, every single generation. 

Making a BIG assumption that there aren’t any kids who enjoy Sonic.

While roughly 20% of all Americans live in apartments, most every city (where plug-ins are most useful) is closer to if not over the 50% mark. Now this may include house-rentals as well, but it’s still a significant portion of the country that may not have access to an outlet, let alone a garage.

What gets me is people claiming victory at 250-300 miles.

It’s not about “250-300 miles a day”, it’s 250-300 miles ANY day. It’s not a fear of being inconvenienced daily, it’s being forced to reconsider any long travel. It's fine if it's not your only car, or if your travels are metro to metro, but that's not everybody.

Why don’t they just make ‘em run on D cells? I got a great deal on a 50-pack at Lowe’s.

Some of us can’t plug in when we get home

OK, we get it. These fuckers are fast. Still not buying until refuel is as convenient as gas. Please make that happen and I’m in.

Damn, son. You're supposed to lick the boot, not eat it.

“completely fabricated events that never happened” is a weird thing to get mad about. You are aware the original game wasn’t a documentary, right? 

If employees can choose when and where to work they are contractors.

Throttle House precognitively answered your question yesterday. It doesn't matter what you don't want. It's what you need.

To quote a classic, “Just because you’re hung like a moose doesn’t mean you gotta do porn.” Being an insanely powerful being doesn’t automatically mean you’d have any interest in using that to better the world.

Lots of people don’t use their talents every day because they just don’t care to. Great responsibility only…

It would have been nice if they would have actually said something while the fall of Deadspin was going on but I guess that would have required courage.

Gamers.

Are you saying we should stick to sports?