I want to inject this post into my veins

I think Nintendo’s doing better but I don’t think they have their groove back. There still isn’t much new on the platform, or much to set it apart from competitors other than form factors, higher prices, and less sales.

If you lower the effect and music audio and boost the dialogue audio you can hear Cal whisper his morbid death fantasies to the dying stormtroopers.

Heh, sounds like a little kid. “I can’t enjoy that restaurant because they don’t have chicken nuggets!”

Dude, I’ve had Psyduck/Golduck and Cubone/Marowak on my main team since gen fuckin’ one. Neither of those are in Sword or Shield. I was justifiably sad for all of five minutes and then I moved the fuck on and had fun because it’s a video game for children and I’m a 34 year old adult with much, much bigger things to…

No one is saying you can’t be unhappy. But the rage is overblown.

Then don’t buy it. I mean its that simple. If the game really won’t be fun for you because your favorite isn’t there then vote with your wallet and be done.

Did you get rid of those old games? If no, then you never have to say goodbye.

A Carhartt coat with a quilted liner

A Carhartt coat with a quilted liner

It definitely will. I think this is his first non-controlled public appearance since becoming President, likely to avoid this exact scenario. This will play 24/7 on CNN, MSNBC, and Fox News. Dude is gonna be pissed.

A “pair” may be inaccurate.

I don’t think so, Jerry just loves an ass-kisser and Jason Garret is the ass-kissingest ass-kisser who ever kissed an ass.

This being high school, his friends would have told me that it doesn’t count if the first time he scored was in the other end.

I know exactly how he feels. There was this media company I liked that was bought by sociopathic hedge fund vampires who paid themselves obscene salaries while running the company into the ground.

It is a sport, like any sport, where there is risks and rewards. You could say the same thing of gymnastics,  did you see the girl who broke both legs on the floor exercise?, or football, or soccer, or ice skating, even cycling, diving, tennis. All sports, anything that involves physical activity can lead to injury or…

Clearly we should change mascots to the Atlanta Axe Cops

Haters

Does anyone ever mention Chiefs fans doing this at the beginning of every game? It’s usually broadcast by whoever has their games and no one seems to care.

As long as they don’t edit Men in Tights...

So you’re saying football, like all organized religion, should be wiped off from the face of the planet to make the world a better place?