Somewhere in Rhode Island, there is an equally baffling Protégé limo.

Danica Patrick has crashed? MY GOD? HOW HAS THIS HAPPENED?

Sorry that mediocrity doesn’t excite everyone.

LOL, at the time of seeing this there are 4 total comments (yours, a guy saying bummer and two negative comments) so the two comments is insane? Damn, what’s your threshold? 1 commentor or 2?

Ed Jones, Danica, Bourdais, and now Helio. Yikes, these are some snap-oversteer-prone cars!

At least Ronda Rousey knew when she lost her edge and was more of a spectacle than a competitor.

Her career died doing what it loved the most: crashing and burning.

“I can’t believe she wrecked!” - Nobody who’s familiar with her career

The game is idiotic anyone who plays it is a childish dolt.

Nothing about Trump being in a gym makes sense.

Wait, people who think that government agents are out to get them can be put under involuntary psychiatric hold?

It’s frightening how you can replace “Incognito” with “Trump” in that report and it still makes perfect sense…

“In an altered paranoid state, believing ordinary citizens were government officials that were tracking him and recording him.”

I could see how this would be difficult for someone so used to going...
*Puts on shades*
unnoticed.

The fact that the victim stuck around after all that is amazing. I’ll take any excuse to quit a workout and go home.

Better not have been at Planet Fitness. They frown on dumbbell throwing, especially if you grunt while doing it.

Incognito appears to have legitimate mental issues. Hate to change the subject, but I wonder how many guns he owns. If you’re going around throwing weights at people while muttering to yourself about the government...

In fairness to Richie, he threw a dumbbell because the other guy was doing bicep curls in the squat rack.

Came to make this joke. Can leave satisfied knowing I’m not needed here.

Godspeed, Ed. Here’s hoping you and Mrs. Ed are having a swell time.

Went through airport security at BWI with Hochuli a few years ago. He was pulled aside for additional screening bc he had multiple laptops in his bag.