Welcome to Deadspin, Mr. Markakis.

That gator would love to make a hole in one................of those deer.

Don’t even get me started on that bitch Carol.

But the sketch didn’t actually mock LeBron. There are of course several reasons why the sketch got cut, but I do wonder if they were slightly worried how the Gardner bit would land. Not a complaint at all, I liked the sketch a lot, just it’s the only part there I can see them being nervous about.

This guy Pink Skull is the LeBron James of the comment section.

God DAMN that’s good.

They keep telling me to be more efficient with my time but have the audacity to get angry when I do my office drinking while driving around the cart to meetings. So I decided to do donuts in the parking lot one time, big deal. Get off my back, Jan from HR.

Glorious.

I’m pretty sure they make more than $130K.

More offensive than anything Toronto is doing right now.

One of my favorite baseball memories is when in 1991, during a bench-clearing brawl between the White Sox and A’s incited by Bobby Thigpen beaning Terry Steinbach in the head, someone in the A’s bullpen drove up to the fracas in the cart.

Yeah, bro. What kind of fucked up assumption is that?

Every Cringe Begins With Cade

I feel for the kid, when he came to they probably asked him his name, to which his likely reply was, “Fuck. It’s still Cade.”

you mean, + #2

good one, dad

More like Pooperintendent amirite

Bling and a miss

Don’t talk to me about the most expensive double of your career.

I wouldn’t know. I don’t own it. I’m waiting for it to go 19.99. A normal price.