I always wonder what the tax rate / base to live in Angle Grove was. Millions of people die weekly, there are giant monster fights in the middle of the city that must of created billions of dollars of property damage and when ever the zords are called natural disasters ensue. And yet, each week, the city is repaired,…

Curtilage... Sounds like Charles Barkley describing his knee

Whatever. Fuck that girl and fuck all those people. You aren’t allowed to feel joy. I hope she lost that puck on the way home. Hockey is stupid. I’m not mad, YOU are.

This is some sort of lengthy parable about the Capital’s playoff performance, isn’t it?

Not yet. Jeets is not done f—king them.

personally I haven’t gone to a single marlins game since all of this happened.

I have never...attempted to gain a competitive advantage.

The NFL loves this shit. We’re talking about NFL drama in April. This is a benefit of the cap. The NFL’s goal is to have deadspin and other sports sites posting NFL stories every day of the year, and they’re doing a great job.

BAH GOD THAT’S DAN SNYDER’S MUSIC

Mr. No Fun over here.

“Time to un-pimp ze auto!”

Does this bandanna make me look fat?

“Upon investigation into his receiving a free purple bandanna, Dubs II has been ruled ineligible to participate in football activities.” - NCAA

I’m sorry brother but this is America, the land of getting spectacularly lit on the golf course

Is there a service where you can look online and see, for example, if the Dragonball Z Funko you can’t find anywhere nearby is sitting on a shelf in another state where Dragonball isn’t as popular, and they can just ship it to you? I feel like that would help a lot of people.

The family is threatening to move the funeral to San Antonio.

Who Dead!

Hamer Al-Gingr doesn’t sell out. He buys in.

NO.