@GENCOUPE200: Oh, hi! I was just passing over this bridge and I didn't see you hiding under there. Please don't eat my billy goats.

@tydog1: The project was canceled, so it won't be making it to market.

@Zinger314: BLOOJEE

@JooJooFace: What are you talking about? The owner of the establishment didn't hide the iPod; the father of one of the students did.

@eric273: Your comment doesn't make any sense.

The only way the Mac App Store will be of any value whatsoever is if Apple takes extreme quality-control measures, and only hosts applications that are of a certain caliber. None of the shit that currently populates at least 95% of the iOS App Store.

@ayonkers: Florida seems to be the haven of fucked-up miscreants.

@Caturday Yet?: You can get that in Japan.

@eric273: Or she could sue the douchebag and get more than the 70 bucks the used last-generation iPod is worth.

@Zak Suliman: ...There are Katy Perry Rack apps?

@sevenfeet0001: No, he was actually saying "app". The rest of the song deals with the rhyming words ending with the letters "-at" but he's using the tagline, "There's an app for that."

@Ryan The Roamer: I have never had to dissect anything, thanks to the way I moved around from school to school. The school I was at in the tenth grade didn't dissect things until 11th. The school I was at in 11th grade dissected things in the 1oth. I must be one of the luckiest kids alive.

@∞Gïmmï∞Mørgäikkøŋëŋ∞: Have you seen a naked man unicycling in Moscow while feeding kimchi to a kodiak bear wearing a purple-striped ballgown, as a stilt-walker in the background murders lemmings and penguins with a scythe made of Swarovski-encrusted iPhones?

@BluScrnOdeth: WTF? Trolls, really? May have been cool back when we were 8, but let's get over this. Adults wasting their lives complaining about shit and never amounting to anything important.

@PineappleTunafish: Duh, because then it would be too simple.

@rashad123us: That's where it vacuums up your soul.