@chefgon: There's three-finger swiping to go back/forward, pinch-to-zoom, a bunch of others that I find really useful and would like on a desktop, but not enough to pay $60-70 for a Magic Mouse. I hope this thing is closer to the $30-40 range.

If this includes a stylus and some good notetaking software (included in the next iteration of iWork?) then this is exactly what I've been looking for. I've been wanting to go paperless for a while now, but stupid math and science classes are always requiring that my notes are made up of funky symbols and drawings,…

@vrillusions: Well, facebook is a bit less up-front about it.

@Pentaxanadian: But the milk from last December has such great *texture*, why would I want to leave that out?

@KosstAmojan: I got a floor mat from Office Depot, and it broke after a couple of months. It was designed to fold in half, so the flexible part right in the middle got torn up when I rolled over it in my chair. Eventually, I just had to trash the thing, because the broken part made it so difficult to move. I'm back to…

@the-hypnotoad: I got my PS3 to play LittleBigPlanet, but 3D-DGH looks to be even better. I'm looking forward to trying ModNation Racers, too; I just hope it doesn't cheat like Mario Kart (I mean, seriously, why is it that blue shells ONLY hit the player character, huh?).

@Jordan10la: No, the internet radio program named after it. It's supposed to let you tag songs and add them to your iTunes library after you've heard them on the internet, but I'm not sure as the value of it (or the legality; that's an issue, too).

VOTE: Last.fm

@Unionhawk: Well, some people find great joy in raving like a lunatic and throwing blocks of plastic around their living room and breaking lamps and windows and generally freaking out all over the place.

@Joshua L Lewis: Every time we need to change some high-up lightbulbs, Tiger is the first one to climb up the ladder.

@mintycrys is HOT for Bayonetta: Agreed. The game was pretty easy until I got to the business district and suddenly there were devils swarming from all directions and I didn't have enough cookies to stop them.

It looks sort of like Doodle Jump, but more actiony (is that a word? It is now). I've been a rabid Shawnimals fan ever since I played the Demo for Ninjatown on the DS, so I was hoping for something a bit more substantial, as far as gaming goes, but this is pretty cool.

@TheFu: I find myself annoyed with the whole "click a link and it opens a new webpage link to the online iTunes info page AND opens iTunes simultaneously, rendering one of them redundant and unnecessary" thing, but that doesn't mean I don't want to use iTunes. I like the application as a whole, I just don't really…

@AshTR: Well, considering Microsoft made it, too, a couple of years ago...

@Matthew Urso: So you don't get your beer bottle mixed up with somebody else's.

@ImmaLion: I heard IKEA has some nice ones. A little bit cheaper than those Apple tables, too.

@Helba: Who is John Galt?: That would pretty much be what I call a 'revolution', yes. If you recall what happened in France, a 'revolution' doesn't always end happily for everybody.

@Deuce: He didn't use 'bias' as an adjective, but as a noun being modified by the adjective 'male' and the word 'hella', which is a contraction of the phrase 'a hell of a'.

I noticed their quote underneath 'The Onion' was 'It is funny.'