Not even close. Tanaka lost a no hitter and the game in a way more infuriating fashion when he got shelled for six runs in the first inning against the Astros, last month.

I like the new Deadspin - All Dodgers, all the time.

For anybody to think this is a perfect game, they’re kidding themselves.

“A very long tunnel covered with relish, onions, maybe a little dijon mustard on a poppy seed bun, with some fries on the side and ... what was I talking about?”

Dr. Jeykel/Mr. Pied

There is light at the end of the tunnel. It is just a very long tunnel.

Look I know we’re talking about the Browns here but surely they didn’t bring just one lightning cable

Also, that’s a tin in his other pocket, right? I wonder what he chews...

So they made a dumb mistake catering to a global audience in an event called the World Baseball Classic?

Well, I mean...there’s, like, Hitler.

If he does he’ll find out more about himself than the dongs.

I generally get pissed off when people complain about posts for which they have no interest...just don’t click on them, but holy fuck the e-sports stuff was just too much.

I was always told by my Hispanic friends in school that “puto” meant something similar to “whore” or “bitch”, and that “maricon” was the homophobic slur of choice in Spanish. Learn something new I guess.

FTFY

“their three-year sentence feels light given the savagery of the act.”