Chinese restauraunt. 

I see you’re in the middle of bar prep. Good luck!

I love armchair lawyers

And on a non-guaranteed contract to boot.

Found the Michigan Man

Neither a smart lock nor a cloud-connected camera grant enough peace of mind to consider signing up for the service right now at any time.

Empathy is for pussies, amirite?

LA Times are reporting that this is part of a sexual harassment probe.

Nice ESPN homescreen. Good on you for being true to only Seattle teams

That little kid grew up to become Joseph Gordon-Levitt, if you ever find yourself needing that tidbit.  

Trade talks in the NL could be really exciting this season, despite the expanded wild card, since every team without a colorable claim to their division would find themselves to be sellers.

Sounds like someone not named “Jansen” or “Kimbrel.”

Because both San Francisco and Chicago (where the service is in beta) are famous for their lack of public transit. This is simply another technolibertarian attempt at keeping poors from mingling with the rest. “Don’t take the bus/metro, take a Lyft Shuttle!”

The defense called only one witness because they didn’t believe the Prosecution had met its burden of proof, and it looks like that bet is going to pay off.

you watch too much House of Cards

Not going to include A Serbian Film? Color me shocked!

Sen. Michael Bennet (D-CO), perhaps.

This is one of those “When you get an A on the group project” kind of moments.

Agreed. If it weren’t for my own college athletics experience, (low DII), I wouldn’t have either.

*fan.