Well yeah, because he kind of has, seeing as Starfucks is too spineless to make him prove it’s his real birthday, etc.

If starbucks ever stops giving out free birthday stuff, they should just give everyone who complains about the policy change that guy's address and phone number.

Dear dining public:

This entitled housewife looks back at her impressionable child and calmly says “She is yelling because that girl deserves it, the service is terrible every time we come here.” And then she looked me straight in the eyes.

Starbucks dude sounds like a former employee. Those kinds of loopholes in the pricing of the item, the exactness of how he likes his drink, and the overall “app malfunction” sound like someone who had inside takes at how Starbucks operates, probably got fired, but still loves the product.

Am I losing my mind? Was this movie not already released? Months ago abroad and a couple weeks ago in the U.S.? Why is this all written like it’s a future release and/or is it not mentioned this is a movie anyone can see right now via many streaming services

Seriously, sometimes it feels like most fashion designers dislike women and would rather just design for clothes hangers and mannequins.

Noted fact: anyone who uses the terms “classy” and “class” is usually devoid of these descriptors.

Yeah, you don’t wanna go Full Monty.

I heartily endorse big-hipped women wearing bodycon dresses, in that the last time I wore a bodycon dress, literally every comment from my friends was ‘OMG YOUR CURVES’. Aw yeah. Also, I heartily endorse everyone wearing whatever the fuck they want at all times (unless you are wearing a pelt made from the skins of…

Thank you for pointing out one of the biggest obstacles: the old “you could RUIN his life” routine. As though assaulting you didn’t irrevocably damage yours.

Thank you for sharing your story. When I was 9, and playing softball in little league, a girl on my team accused the coach of touching her inappropriately. Everyone accused the girl of lying, because her family was poor, and her dad was an alcoholic. My parents wouldn’t let me play with her anymore, and I can remember…

Thank you for writing about this. I remember in the 7th grade that there was an 8th girl, kind of popular and already developing, who was rumored to be “having an affair” with the PE teacher/football coach. I remember at that time that we blamed her - that we thought she was a “slut,” that we though she had enough…

I’ll never forget the ex-boyfriend who excitedly told me he’d seen an instructional video on the internet where someone had trained away their gag reflex and thought it could work for me. He then proceeded to show me a clip of a woman hooked up to a machine that operated thusly: the more she deep-throated a dildo, the…

Yes. Why don’t guys understand how hard a blow job is?! IT’S CALLED A BLOW JOB!

That’s unfortunate.

OMG, shades of my shitty ex who is now pushing 40 and still a shitty male EDM DJ in Ibiza or London or somewhere. He still occasionally wakes me up at 4am a decade later, presumably drunk/coked to the gills, with a really urgent important message like “hey girrrrl wazzup...just chillinnnn lolol.” That is to say, this…