Good one but it’s actually not possible to alter the viscosity of blood

Minnesota will win rookie of the year for the third time in three years ?

I’m pretty sure the announcer thought it was a ground rule double. It hit the signage and he said, “it will be...” pause pause pause pause finally he says, “a play at the plate”

It already is.

Our neighbor had a very bright light shining in our bedroom window. I flashed them back with a mirror. Haven’t bothered us since.

After a facial like that, most girls would run to the showers

The hits to the groin - termed “unnatural acts” by the league...

I remember the story of Jesse Jackson making a speech at a high school and demanding that everyone take their hats off. He wouldn’t start speaking into all the hats came off. And slowly, one by one, everyone took their hats off.