@Obi-Haiv: Lies make baby jesus cry. That's why.

@Sprzout: That's unlikely to happen by accident, but if enough of us got together....

@CrossesCastles: Me three. -If it wasn't for Google... jeeez I can barely even imagine it.

@Stale: are you five years old? I hate that fucking phrase.

@versatilias: because it's so lame. they get to drink the tiniest little bit of the end of the column that so gloriously defied gravity for all of an uncontrolled microsecond.

@Mr.Affrox: You have to feed trolls up so that they fall that much harder.

@versatilias: Jeeez. You fun-sucker.

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@goodwood8: take another look at gmail... it is fast, robust and does most, if not all of what your hotmail / ms suite does.

FUCK YOU BUSH.

@jawamachines: Sigh. I finally found someone to stand next to. The other commenters here are brainwashed beyond belief.

@orthorim: He IS mad. But then, all the best people are. (Personally I cling to the belief that he is giving Scientologly publicity in order to expose it.)

@Tyrunn: Amen to that. At least scientology is obviously BS.

@pavel001: Of the ones I've seen, it is 0%. I just plain can't be arsed.

@SUMR4WR: I really hope you are being sarcastic or something. What is going on in your head?

@silicon_avatar001: Agreed. As soon as I read that bit it ruined the entire image. Why try so hard to immerse players, only to put something as unreal as invincible civilians right in front of them?

@screemname: It's a game dude.

@Settings: I was with you until you donned the tin-hat:

@shockaslim: Even if you call these mistakes (which I do not), one mistake every ten years seems like a pretty good roll to me.

Letting a stinky turd slip through your fingers is way better than trying to hold on to it.