Even if you did have some sort of claim Samsung would take it to court and bleed you dry until you capitulate. “We can afford this and you can’t so give us back our stuff before we ruin you” seems a likely position to be taken. 

Young at heart!

You can keep it as long as you don’t tell anyone about it, hide it in your shed, and turn off the transponder.

Reference Finders, Keepers v. Losers, Weepers

What are the ‘finders keepers’ laws on space junk? Private vs national/international?

Neat.

Man, everything is coming full circle. Gen AA will dig wagons as rebellion against the sedans because of the obviously superior hauling capacity, Gen AB won’t exist because their parents will have all died out in the climate wars.

See also: Why all car people share a certain nervousness about springs...

You can actually see it ping out of the rear wheel well when the top mounting point breaks - I think that a lot of the energy that propelled it on to the balcony was actually the spring unloading.

Sadly, most of it is on point

Hey man. At least half of it is pretty on the point.

This is great. And way better than my idea.

wild speculation ahead.

Correction:

Thanks for the info; I'm glad someone was able to add to my "it's bad, mmkay" response.

From the link:

Hydrogen Tetroxide and Unsymmetrical Dimethyl Hydrazine would probably be banned under international law as chemical agents if they weren't so useful as a sortable hypergolic oxidizer and fuel respectively. Usually, they are used in small quantities in upper stages or for orientation thrusters. During the '50s and…

Russians Be Like " Back to the Drawing board."

According to the NYT it seems like that large orange cloud is actually unburned fuel and is making its way over a nearby city. The cloud is toxic and residents are being told to shelter in place, tightly shut windows/doors and not run air conditioning.

I'm surprised that it wasn't detonated by range safety device when it was clearly not going to make orbit... unless it was shooting for a five hundred foot orbit rather than five hundred mile orbit.