Never again will Winston and Ferguson split a bowl of pasta.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

“I’m not an elf. Just because I baked cookies in a tree one time!”

God, that cheese-fridge got me to laugh like nothing else in a good while. So happy Ghosted and Great News are keeping the ol’ sight gag tradition going so strong.

I’ll believe it when I see it. Literally.

“The Gods Must Be Cocksuckers”

“Tread lightly who lives in hope of pussy.”

Past hope. Past kindness or consideration. Past justice. Past satisfaction. Past warmth or cold or comfort. Past love. But past surprise? What an endlessly unfolding tedium life would then become.

Whatever God/s There Might Be:

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD

I was kind of hoping that the Star Trek religion from that one Futurama episode would make it in.

“Thank you for making our site’s community lifeless, dreary and sad!”

Yeah, they might want to hang this one up, instead of continuing to broadcast how badly they’ve torpedoed this place...

Pitch for an alternate history project: a comic history of the Whiskey Rebellion, with Jim Beam and Jack Daniels as the lead characters, both comically drunk the entire time, with Nick Offerman and Mark Maron in the lead roles.

He has one, he just can’t get out of the grays.

If Oliver Stone wants to be part of the important conversations, he should just get himself a Kinja account.

Yeah...can we we not excuse the sexual assault of a fucking 14 year old based on it, “not being uncommon at the time”?

fake IDs for gay clubs, underage porn, and Hollywood parties

There are plenty of examples of older men dating underage women without facing any real backlash. It’s getting less prevalent now than it used to be, but less than a generation ago, it was considered normal and acceptable. I’m not quite sure what you’re offended by. The relationships you’re talking about may have been…

As far as I can tell, you’re a straight person who admittedly “doesn’t know many gay people” basing your views of the gay community on a couple acquaintances and Milo Fucking Yiannopoulos, a man who is the worst aspects of Reddit made flesh. Where did you get the impression that you somehow knew a lot about this…