So, even with the WH hospitality staff furloughed, the following options were available:

I feel like 400,000 residents of Halifax rose as one to yell to Johnny Weir “He’s from fucking Cole Harbour, buddy”

Ok, here we go (rubs hands furiously):

Jesus fuck... Goebbels would be fucking proud of this particular mouthpiece.

After months of hyping him for the midterms, now begins Splinter’s political assassination campaign against Beto for the high crime of Not Being Bernie.

Petterson had such a hot start this season, it reminds a bit of Ovechkin’s rookie season, Vancouver still has a bunch of work to do but this is the kind of spark they need before winning the President’s Trophy and subsequent first round exit to the expansion season Seattle Sockeyes, Vancouver will burn effigies of…

Yeah, I’m right there with you. It took awhile for me to understand where some of my insecurities and jealousies come from, and how to better manage them and just deal with it. I spent a long time just internalizing things and never talking about it until it would explode. Really, sometimes the easiest thing to do is…

Damn. UL is barely out of high school it seems, and he figured shit out that I didn’t until I was somewhere around eight years into adulthood. I’ll admit that I screamed to the heavens about the “friendzone” and how much of a “Nice Guy”(tm) I was. Excellent advice, doctor, and I really hope the kid can overcome the…

At the very least, Krejci should have to be Boychuk’s dentured servant for a day.

Maybe they’ll work that in in a future patch once they realized the money is way too plentiful with nothing to buy, combined with a large contingency of players flush with cash that don’t care to hunt legendary animals. 

Are they really trying to convince us that the reason for the bag switch is a shortage on canvas of all things? If anyone believes that I’ve got some swampland for sale. Strange, I haven’t heard about this global canvas shortage problem. Good thing nylon isn’t in shortage too /s.

Yeah, it also hurts that fences are so far and few between. Why would I bother delivering this stage coach to a wagon fence for $20? The rewards for hunting are similarly paltry. Speaking of hunting, the requirements to craft certain gear is kind of ridiculous. As is the hunting itself: find the prey, find the…

Our thoughts and prayers go out to both John’s family and friends

I really didn’t have anything else going on tonight so...

When is the last time he’s done something original that wasn’t an adaptation or remake? Was “Big Eyes” based on anything? I believe it was a true-ish story but don’t know if it’s based on a book or article or anything.  The last release of his I really loved was Big Fish and that’s 15 years old now. 

+1 I know it is unpopular but we should open endless investigations and block everything. 

Any Democrat who uses the word “bipartisanship” needs to be politely escorted from the building and cordially asked to never return.

Is this hilarious and enlightening? Absolutely. Is it newsworthy? Since it’s out there, yeah. But that doesn’t change the fact that an Uber driver recording passengers without their consent or knowledge and then posting that video online is a MASSIVE invasion of privacy regardless of the fame level of the passengers.

shouldn’t this have a ‘REGICIDE’ tag

Fuck your “Well actually” horseshit.