This is way better than what happens when Patrick Kane goes home.

We should probably put restrictions on conservatives traveling into the United States until we figure out just what the hell is going on here

Kirk, this is easily the best game review I’ve ever read, but also the best writing of any kind that I’ve read on this website. I enjoyed your creative narrative prose over the the technical trappings of FPS and other “data.”

A lazy blow job is better than no blow job. Just saying. 

I can only muster so much rage, so I’m not going to act like this infuriates me or anything. Chuck Schumer is who he is: a used car salesman who dreamed of more. He’s a schmoozer, and if he comes off as a bit greasy, well, in other times and circumstances, we’d need greasy schmoozers in order to get deals accomplished…

One of these days, a day that is definitely not today, I would just love to see Schumer and most of the rest of the Senate Dems make it all the way to school with their lunch money still in their pockets.

Hahahahahahahahaha! True. True.

They have a camera! You can't just go out and buy those, y'know!

They’re more or less vaporware.

I agree on the media, but let's not act like Democrats in Congress are asleep at the wheel with this one. They've been vocal and active. 

Because it doesn't fucking work?  It only amplifies Trump's bullshit and stirs up the right, because now it's evidence that you're trying to silence the oppressed conservative voices.

A bold move by the already threatened Cruz to be pushing for his boy Kavanaugh when he’s up against Beto. Beto already is popular among progressives in a big way, and with liberals.

That, and the focus on the damage to his family... instead of speaking clearly about what he knows, doesn’t know, or anything concrete. Instead, he’s telling us his yearbook was a joke, but his calendar is 100% accurate and entirely refutes her claim.

“Dogs are the only self-righteous animal, and that is what makes a dog’s snarl so ugly.”

It definitely reeks of someone who’s gotten away with it his entire life while failing upward despite his obvious mediocrity. Now that time and circumstance have surpassed his privilege, he’s incapable of adjusting, and it’s left him both enraged and impotent.

This is how all assholes act when someone puts up legitimate barriers to them. It happens so rarely, they freak out. Combine that with his obvious issues with alcohol, and well; 

Well, to be fair, I don’t think the LAPD is any better than small-town Louisiana sheriff’s offices!

If you meant Los Angeles rather than Louisiana, my apologies. I live in the south, so to me LA is short for Louisiana.

If we weren't from here, many of us wouldn't be spending our time/money here either. 

As a Canadian — damn straight. Got a week off, where normally I’d think of Portland, maybe San Fran. Going to Mexico City instead!!