Thanks for the heads-up! If anyone asks me if I know Mary Jane, I’ll...

Fuck-Babies in Pizza Shop Basements are playing at the Odeon on Friday. Doors at 7, show at 8.

Thoughts and Prayers

The New York Daily News was not killed by a fucking market correction. Sinclair Media is not a fucking market correction. Peter fucking Thiel is not a fucking market correction. Fuck off with this “well, that’s just how it is” bullshit. This is a goddamn siege, and takes like this are how we’re losing it.

Seriously, queer as fuck trans woman here, chill the fuck out.

The joke isn’t “They’re gay, hyuck hyuck hyuck.” The joke and insult is that a world leader, who claims to represent the American people, is actually in love with (and controlled by) a world leader who is everything but a literal enemy of the fucking state.

Ugh Jesus

Definitely first read that as “crying fuckbaby”

I am disturbed by the fact that you, a cat, have learned to use Kinja.

this is my fat boy, he’s beautiful and i love him

After the lemon bath comes the lemon party!

Team soft G. There are dozens of us. DOZENS!

Out of abundance of caution, I think we need to put a moratorium on travel lifestyle vlogging, until we can figure out what’s going on.

They may have loved nature, but they very clearly did not respect it

I regret to inform you that Tucker Carlson, a thumb with a face and Fox News’ resident white supremacist,

We can force every single Republican to be present in chamber to clear the 51 needed for quorum. McCain isn’t exactly spry at the moment. Not that the Democrats have the political will to fight.

You stop being a chickenshit, stop pretending that anyone will ever care how “nice” or “respectful” to the other side you were or will ever pay you back in kind, and fucking force them to take the bad option if they really want it. We’re talking about a Republican Party that is ripping itself apart because it can’t…

The white moderates that King were referring to were people who said things like “slow your roll Jack” and “you can’t force these things”.  This particular moment find me a Democrat who has defended what’s happening at the border. Fuck, find me a serious Republican (oxymoron maybe). You can’t.

Michelle only went sleeveless because she thought conservatives would love a free gun show

The irony of her dining at a “Mexican” restaurant is mind-blowing.

We shall “live in the past” until the past is fully and completely separated from the present.