I’m sorry, she has a 13-year-old? She looks like she’s 78.

I just don’t understand why people keep doing this. Just cite your sources! You can still have it in your book, it can still be eye-opening and compelling, all you have to do is mention whose idea it is!

Thoughts & prayers to Joshua who will be even more mercilessly bullied after he returns from the SOTU.

By gum though, it really put them on the map.

Obviously, Philly ice didn’t get the memo to RESPECT YOUR EDLERS.

You know gun violence in America is bad when I’m like “oh holy shit, I forgot about that one.”

I watched highlights this season and not much else. Those were fun, I guess. Then I went to a big party last night because my buddy had an extra ticket and it was garbage. Pass interference all over the place first of all, (what is PI anymore anyway?) hardly any excitement, and fucking Tom Brady getting another ring.…

You forgot Justin Trudeau in Trump’s publicly insulted list.

It never should have been called “Autopilot” in the first place. People are dumb, so when you call something “Autopilot” people actually think that what it is.

Just a matter of time until drug cartels start getting into the crypto theft game. Much lower risk, lower overhead (?), decent ROI.

Ditto. Two Canadians were detained after Meng was arrested in December, and relations are more frigid than a Winnipeg winter right now.

Every time someone releases a book/says something bad about him on twitter/gets arrested he and Suckabee are like:

Counterpoint: a lot of people don’t want this to happen. 

I hate her dumb face so much. That is all.

Thank you Andrew. I’m not sure what any of this even means.

This is really going to hurt Chiarelli’s chance of being the next Oilers GM.

You seem to not be able to grasp a thing called “sarcasm.”

America, it is your duty to go out today, get a jerry can of gasoline, and burn this motherfucker to the ground. That is the only remaining solution.

Those poor, innocent chuds. Watch me shed a tear for them...oh wait, fuck them.

I had never seen a more accurate dictionary description of what a “chud” was until I watched that video.