I was really wishing that she had died, tbh.

This is why I don’t watch football anymore.

It’s a bad rule. Look North to your maple syrup friends in the CFL, who have that shit figured out.

Good to hear there won’t be any layoffs as a result of this project being shelved. I’ve had a few friends and acquaintances move from Vancouver in the past year because they simply can’t find any good jobs in the industry in BC.

I wish the follow up were something like: “Mr. Vice President, in fairness, you haven’t answered my question. Which of our past Presidents have told President Trump he should build a wall?”

Trump: Not even once.

I mean, we’re kicking around the idea of securing our southern border up here in America’s Hat, eh?

They’re already pumping $2.4 billion into a Canadian producer.

Forgive my ignorance, but can’t the incoming governor just be like “fuck you here’s some executive orders repealing this shit” or just pass some of his own laws?

My god this whole administration is chock full of punchable faces. 

I am so on board with Beto, whatever Splinter regurgitates.

Funnily enough, in a move that I’m sure was meant to save them money, they probably spent more than if they just went with canvas in the first place.

Fuck North American puritanical prudishness.

As a Winnipeg Jets fan, I look forward to the day my superstar can score 5 goals and the first story of TSN or Sportsnet isn’t “WHAT DA FUQ IS UP WITH NYLANDER THO?”

Took me a little while to get out of this thought process too. Even once I started dating again just last year after the end of a long relationship (at age 31), I had to have a light talk with myself once or twice to not fall into any ancient patterns.

I lived like this when I was younger, and yeah, it’s dumb as hell. But when you’ve dealt with certain patterns of rejection, you start to think “wait, what’s wrong with me?” Then, you start to think “maybe if I keep being super nice, maybe if I change this thing about me, she’ll like, fall in love with me or…

The law & order Republicans, everyone! They’ll be here for two more years. Don’t eat the shrimp, it’s full of parasites.

Take my star and leave, you monster.

Or a magazine where Buster Bluth would appear on its cover with Lucille.

At this point, I’ve got $5k and I just want to spend it on someone who’s going to get me perfect pelts so I can get a cool hat. Or just buy the cool hat.